GUYS

The nice guys are ugly.
The handsome guys are not nice.
The handsome and nice guys are gays.
The handsome, nice and highlysexual guysare married.
The guys who are not so handsome, but arenice guys, have no money.
The guys who are not so handsome, but arenice guys with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome guys without money are afterour money.
The handsome guys, who are not so niceand somewhat highlysexual, don't think weare pretty enough.
The guys who think we are pretty, that arehighlysexual, somewhat nice and havemoney, are sluts.
The guys who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and have some money andthank God are highlysexual, are shy andNEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The guys who never make the first move,automatically lose interest in us when wetake the initiative.

NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS GUYS?