Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid
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> > Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit
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> > juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Capuccino,
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> > Frapuccino,or Coffee?"
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> > Answer: " Tea please"
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> > Question : " Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea,
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> > Bush tea, Honey tea, Iced tea or green tea ?"
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> > Answer : " Ceylon tea"
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> > Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?
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> > Answer: "white"
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> > Question: "Milk, or fresh cream?
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> > Answer: "With milk "
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> > Question: "Goat's milk, or cow's milk"
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> > Answer: "With cow's milk please.
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> > Question: " Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?"
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> > Answer: " Um, I'll just take it black. "
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> > Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar
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> > or honey?"
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> > Answer: "With sugar"
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> > Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar?"
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> > Answer: "Cane sugar "
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> > Question:" White, brown or yellow sugar?"
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> > Answer: "Forget about the tea, just give me a glass
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> > of water instead.
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> > Question: "Mineral water, tap water or distilled
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> > water? "
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> > Answer: "Mineral water"
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> > Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
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> > Answer: "I think I'll just die of thirst!"
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> > MORAL OF THE STORY IS
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> > NEXT TIME WHEN U VISIT YOUR RICH FRIEND DON'T TALK
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> > TO THE MAID.
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